Fat girls and Fashion...

Todays topic of discussion…FAT GIRLS.

If your sensitive about your weight I suggest you not read this cus I’ll be making a lot of jokes and mean comments.

Now first of all I’m a fatty girl…I wear XL clothing, I got an ass as wide as a mountain, and I got a belly that looks like I swallowed an entire watermelon ha ha ha. I don’t mind my weight though, I am beautiful in my own way and I have no problem saying I am overweight. It’s not a concern for me…

Now that doesn’t mean I eat sweets all day or drink nothing but soda. In all honesty I had about half a soda yesterday and before that I hadn’t had soda in over 2 weeks. My friends are always looking at me weird because I dilute my juices…1/3 juice and 2/3 water mmmm, just sweet enough! I am not a big sweets girl either. I have jars of candy in my house that is leftover from Halloween! I’ve never been huge on all the sugar stuff. I’m a huge salad freak mmmm and veggies! I eat tomatoes whole! Bite into them like apples! Sooo yummmyy!!! My dad would raise us to eat everything with chili and lemon. If we didn’t like a certain vegetable, then he’d slice it up throw some chili powder and sprinkle a lemon over it and mmmmmm we’d inhale it all! So I grew to LOVE veggies and fruit. I also love to run around. I walk home from work about 4 miles on most days and like running around with my lil boy. I’ve never been a home body, I like to be outside, in the fresh air with nature and all its beauty.

OK now that you know a little about me…so you don’t think I’m some skinny bitch talking shit about fatty girls….here comes the real topic of today’s blog.

What is up with all the fatties walking around in clothes that don’t fit them? I mean seriously!?!? I feel like walking up to them and asking them if they know that they make clothing in bigger sizes. I mean do you not know there’s a bigger size that will actually FIT you? I see these big girls walking around in pants that have their stomachs hanging out of them…obviously if your stomach doesn’t fit in your pants, you need a bigger size. Also! Buy a shirt that actually fits over your stomach. I saw a girl yesterday at the market that kept tugging at her shirt, but no matter how much she would keep tugging down that shirt NEVER reached over her stomach…HELLO!!! It means the shirt doesn’t fit you. These people give fatties a bad rep. They make us look like gross, disgusting, slobs. I mean just because your fat doesn’t mean you gotta dress nasty. I understand that in today’s fashion clothes keeps getting smaller and more revealing but as a fat girl you gotta know you’re basics for fashion.

My Top 5  Fatty Fashion Rules!

Rule #1: Layer it! If you’ve got a stomach make sure you’re wearing something to tuck that gut in. Wear a tight shirt that reaches at least 4 inches past that gut and then a cute looser shirt on top. Nobody needs to see the lard peeking out from under your shirt. It’s oober important to tuck the fat in and make your self look slimmer.

Rule #2 NEVER EVER wear tight clothing…I don’t care how good you think you look, you do not need to accentuate the lard that’s hanging off of you.

Rule #3 If you’re pants don’t fit over your tummy then they are too small. Oh and please don’t wear pants that barely cover your ass…nobody needs to see your ass smiling at them as you walk away.

Rule #4 Don’t think because you saw some skinny girl look cute in something, that means you will look cute wearing it too! I hate seeing fatties walk around in tights with a shirt…..NOOO!!! Seriously just don’t.

Rule #5 Mini dresses are for mini girls…Don’t wear a skirt or dress that barely covers your ass. I don’t care how big your self esteem is, you don’t look good!

Rule #6 Don’t wear really thin heels. Chances are people are watching you and betting on when the heel is going to snap and cause you to fall on your ass.

Rule #7 No thongs, g-strings or bikini underwear. Treat your ass like you do your boobs. Wear something that’s going to support all the lard hanging off of you. Nobody wants to see saggy tits or a saggy ass…plump it up!

Rule #8 No see through clothing. Just think to  yourself “would I look good walking around naked?” chances are you are going to say no!

Rule #9 No bikinis. Wear a nice bathing suit. Bathing suits are great to lift and tuck in any fatty areas, so they can slim you down and make you FABULOUS! Bikinis on the other hand chop your body up, show off the fatty areas and are not very slimming at all.

Rule #10 Don’t over do it on the ruffles, feathers or anything else that can make you look puffier. You don’t want to wear things that will make you look bigger than what you are.

Now in no way am I a fashion guru or specialist....these are my opinions. If you don't like it, don't read it....problem solved.